The impact of recession is so great that women are actually marrying for love!

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Two things are infinite : The universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

Retired. I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired again today.

My Girlfriend died in my arms. Actually I was holding her under the water. 😛

There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career. Unless you’re a priest.