Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go-unless you enjoy them.

Two tips on your birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.

“For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.” – John Glenn

“It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.” – Ellen Glasgow

Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream. – Greg Evans

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.

All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday

To me,”being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on facebook to people who did not wish me one.

I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die.

Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen.