The best part about Halloween is that people think the screams coming from our house are “part of the fun.”

Zombies are looking for brains to eat. Don’t worry you’re safe.

If ZOMBIES attack I am so tripping YOU! If VAMPIRES attack trip ME and save yourself! ; )

Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any body to go out with. 😛

Hope everyone has a wickedly good halloween.

[Names] hopes this Halloween, he doesn’t end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, Tonight is Halloween.