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Three Of The Worst Words

Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.

Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called ‘Monday’. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.

Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.

Loves Sundays and being lazy…Then Monday comes and things get crazy!!!

They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning. But you’ll hate every month’s beginning – when you’ll have to pay your bills.

I feel that Mondays are God’s way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend!