Marriage may be made in heaven,,, But maintenance charges must be paid on earth. 😛
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspapers so I could have a… Read more »
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?” Husband… Read more »
A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed, Husband Taunted: Good night mother of 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night Father of none.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house!
Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.
There are only two rules in marriage 1: The wife is always right 2: If the wife is wrong refer to rule 1
Family watching TV Husband to Wife: Who is Sunny Leone? Son(10 year old): The one, whose videos you’re hiding in your PC, in Sunny Deol folder!
Wife: What’s On Your Mind? What Are You Thinking Now? Husband: Stop Eating My Brain And Read My Latest Status Update! 😛 😉