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Dear Girls

Dear girls, It does not matter if a boy can die for you or not. What matters is- Can he bath daily for you? 😛

In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36. 😛

HIGH HEELS – Its a device invented by short girls who tired of being kissed on the forehead only!

Girls like shoes more than clothes, because no matter how much they weigh – it still fits.

This new facebook is like a woman. It’s quite a mission trying to figure it out, and once you think you have it all figured out, everything changes.

Back in the day, Girls used to Cook Like their Mothers, and Now they Drink Like their Fathers. 😛

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one makes your dreams come true.

Don’t waste your time on a guy that isn’t willing to waste his time on you.