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The Impact Of Recession

The impact of recession is so great that women are actually marrying for love!


Extraordinary: it is the “extra” that make us more than ordinary.


Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.

If Barbie Is So Popular

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

People Who Copy And Paste

People who copy and paste jokes from other’s status messages are idiots. A few seconds ago Like Comment

Two Things Are Infinite

Two things are infinite : The universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.


Retired. I was tired yesterday, and I’m tired again today.

My Girlfriend Died

My Girlfriend died in my arms. Actually I was holding her under the water. 😛

There Are Two Different Kinds Of People

There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and

Confession Is Good

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career. Unless you’re a priest.

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